Dad Jokes

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

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I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.